SailorMercury is Hot: Ay, yet another boring day in ::large truck crashes outside:: college, eh SP?

ScarPimp: Yup, that it is SMiH, that it is...

SMiH: Wouldn't it be great if we could get some excitement going in here? Maybe like some exotic dancers and lychee nuts?

SP: Dude, SMiH, that's a great idea! There's just two problems.

SMiH: What's that?

SP: I have a girlfriend, and you're trying to get a girlfriend... I don't think they'd look to kindly on this.

SMiH: But why would they have to know? This would be a "dorm room" thing only, no one but you, me, and half a dozen mostly nude dancers.

SP: I dunno, how would we get the half dozen mostly nude dancers into our dorm without anyone seeing? You do something strange and it's all across the campus 10 seconds ago...

SMiH: Well, how about we build a large wooden rabbit, and put the cabaret specialists inside, and wheel it into your girlfriend's suite, pretending that it's a present. When night falls, the slightly-clothed boogie-woogiers will hop out, taking them not only by surprise, but totally unarmed.

* ScarPimp raises an eyebrow

SMiH: What?

* ScarPimp Gives SMiH the "What the ::SPLORTCH(damn that Q3 clan...):: are you talking about now?" look

SMiH: Well how about a large wooden beaver?

SP: Um, how about I just order for pizza?

SMiH: Oooh, I've got another idea! We'll order six pizzas takeout, and then we'll give all the shake-your-caboose women pizzas, leave them in the parking lot, and go to our rooms with instructions to meet us there in 10 minutes. That way we can claim that they were just the pizza delivery people.

SP: Wait! I have the perfect plan!

* ScarPimp reaches into his desk

SMiH: What? What're you doing? What's the perfect plan?

* ScarPimp Tapes SMiH's mouth shut

SMiH: MMMM! MFFFFBUGGHHHHNMG! MRRRRRGFFFfffffMMM! (Translated: What about chinese food? I'm sure they'd be perfectly convincing chinese food delivery people!)

* ScarPimp leaves.